For those of you that don't know, Ina Garten really is the greatest visionary of our time. She will go down in history as more important than Ghandi, Mother Theresa, Angela Merkel, and maybe even Beyonce. She is the driving force behind the modern American kitchen, and there is nothing that you put in your mouth that Ina hasn't already chosen for you. She's kind of like Martha Stewart... except she hasn't gone to jail yet. She changed my life, and I want you to now invite her into your life so that she can change yours as well.
But the real reason I've brought you here today is because I think Ina Garten would make the perfect Director of Residence Life. She could really class up the department, and she'd do it on a dime! Hear me out:
1) Ina is honest.
2) Ina is sophisticated.
3) Ina sets the bar high.
4) Ina knows when to compromise.
5) Ina is tech savvy.
6) Ina wants to have fun!
7) Ina is progressive.
8) Ina is confident.
9) Ina is educated... she's the liberal arts dream come true!
10) Ina is all about opportunity.
So next time you're on a round and you're just not quite sure what to do, stop and ask yourself:
